Showing posts with label humor. Show all posts
Showing posts with label humor. Show all posts

Tuesday, June 07, 2011

Fake library – Charles Dickens

Before he moved to his country home, Gads Hill Place, Charles Dickens (1812-1870) made a draft of a secret door that led to a secret chamber, which he chose to be his workroom.

The secret door was actually a fake library, whose shelves, as well as books, were fake.   While making this mask for the door, Dickens also devised a series of humorous book titles, which occupied the false shelves.

Here are some of those titles: Hansard's Guide to Refreshing Sleep, History of a Short Chancery Suit (in twenty-one volumes), Socrates on Wedlock, King Henry the Eighth's Evidences of Christianity, the series The Wisdom of Our Ancestors: I Ignorance, II Superstition, III The Block, IV The Stake, V The Rack, VI Dirt, and VII Disease.

Among those humorous titles there was also a very narrow dummy volume entitled The Virtues of Our Ancestors.
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Saturday, May 07, 2011

Perfect mask – Winston Churchill and Nancy Astor

Humorous bickering between the British Prime Minister Winston Churchill (1874 -1965) and Lady Nancy Astor (1879-1964) were very common in public. Lady Nancy Astor was known as a fighter for women's rights but she was also engaged in politics.

On one occasion, unable to resist not to tease her in front of many people, Winston Churchill asked Lady Astor:

So, you are once again organizing some stupid masquerade ball. What disguise should I wear so that nobody recognizes me?

"Why don't you come sober, Prime Minister?" – Lady Astor replied sarcastically.

On other occasion, Lady Astor said to Churchill, "If you were my husband, I'd poison your tea," to which he responded, "Madam, if you were my wife, I'd drink it!"

Probably the most known exchange of such words between them was when Lady Astor said to him "Winston, you are drunk", to which he replied "And you, madam, are ugly. But I shall be sober in the morning".


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Wednesday, January 05, 2011

Stick to your own business – Peter Sellers and Blake Edwards

During the shooting of the film comedy "The Return of Pink Panther", in the middle of the night the phone rang in the room of director Blake Edwards. It was Peter Sellers, lead actor who, for several days, couldn’t do right a certain scene...

"Imagine what happened to me!" Peter Sellers shouted, all excited, into the receiver. "I just talked to God and he told me exactly how to do that damn scene!"

The next morning, on the set, Sellers was even worse than the day before...

"Peter, the next time you talk with God, tell him to stay out of our business, " Blake Edwards said, tapping him on the shoulder.
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Thursday, July 01, 2010

The very first internet clown!

From a lousy shoo-salesman Remy Gaillard has become one of the most famous men on the internet, mostly by recording hidden camera sketches. He dresses like Super Mario, Pac-Man, Rocky, he eats for free in McDonald's, and he was even greeted by the former president of France, Jacques Chirac.

It all began when he lost his job at a shoe store.


Eight years ago, anonymous from Montpellier, Remy Gaillard, skilled football player but without accomplished football career, had a lousy job that no one wouldn’t do except those who are forced to do it. It is commonly known among shoo-sellers that they serve most boring customers. When he lost even that job, in his grand desperation he was faced with so much useless used free-time. And what he did then? He decided to screw around. He showed up in 2002 Coupe de France final match in which Lorient won. He was dressed as a Lorient football player and celebrated the title on the field with other Lorient players. He was paying attention that the camera was constantly on him. The players didn’t notice that he was an intruder and even the president of France, Jacques Chirac, bought it and congratulated him on his dedication on the field. This video spread quickly on the internet and Remy, inspired with this popularity, started his new career.

Today he is “internet prankster”. As an intruder he started showing up on football and rugby matches, on political meetings, to invade television quizzes and shows. He apparently discovered a talent in himself to go around security wherever he wants, although, he was arrested many times for his acts. After some time he started to organize some really unusual situations for regular passengers on the street. He even started masking himself like famous characters from famous movies, cartoons and video games.

He teamed up with his good friend Gregory Laffargue who then started recording all of his accomplishments and posting them on YouTube. All this videos became top viewed. That made Remy Gaillard one of the most famous characters on the internet. World-wide also. He even decided to make his very own humble internet TV station, Nimportequi.com, which broadcasts more that hundred of his TV videos. Nimportequi in English means anybody, anyone, and it was drawn out of Remy’s motto: It’s by doing whatever that you become whoever.

He was dressed like Tarzan and jumped on people in the zoo. He was dressed like Super Mario and shocked people when they saw that imaginary character is driving his famous red carting pass them. He resurrected the character and image of Italian stallion Rocky Balboa. One of most viewed videos shows Remy practicing in supermarket like Sylvester Stallone in the famous movie. Wearing shorts and gloves on his hands, he rushed in refrigerator and started punching beef meat; he weighed himself on vegetable scale; he even run on a store conveyor belt. He recorded himself swimming on most unusual places, including fountains. On one occasion he dressed as big yellow ball called Pac Man and hired four statists to act as monsters who chase the yellow hero according to the scenario of one of most popular 2D games from the beginning of IT technology development. This way he celebrated 30 years since the creation of this game.

The beginning of 2008 Olympic Games he celebrated with a video called Decathlon. Among other things, he recorded himself performing long jump on a construction yard, and throwing vegetable from his shoulder in front of a grocery store. He was even slapped in the face on that occasion by the grocery seller. He even shared a practical advice on how to eat for free in McDonalds in one of his videos.

What to say about this guy? Is he gone mad? Well, I don’t think so. He didn’t do all of this for free. To popularity he gained persuaded Orangina to hire him in their advertisement of their famous juice. Video about Rocky, for example, he did to promote a sport site.

With all of this, once a shoo salesman has managed to make a profession from which he can live comfortably.

“The only reason I make all those videos is to be my own boss. I decide what I am going to do and when I am going to get up from bed. No one, and absolutely no one is telling me what to do” – explained Remy.  
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Tuesday, June 01, 2010

Iron Woman…o yeaaah!!!

Well, we all know about Iron Man. Hell, we can see him on every corner now that the second movie in the franchise has hit the cinema. But… What about Iron Woman? I have one at home and I see no one raising that much fuzz about her. That simply isn’t fair.

Now let me tell you a little story.





This Iron Woman is one of many. She saw the movie and she wasn’t impressed at all. She believes that, if she had a suit like Tony Stark, she would be much better than him. Not that she isn’t already, but whatever. Now, she wanted to know if Iron Man could do what she can, so she invited him to her home. He accepted it gladly.

Mr. Iron Man, I would like to see you ironing. If you manage to impress me, I will admit that you are better than me,” she told him when he came.

Iron Man was in wonder. He couldn’t believe what his sound system is transmitting to him. He even removed his mask just to hear it again.


After some time and astonishing face changes, he didn’t let his pride to prevail. He got to work. But, oh my God… he couldn’t do it. He just couldn’t.

Iron Woman felt sorry for him so she decided to give him a little help. She decided to show him how to do it.



Now it was time for Iron Man to try again. And well, he really had it this time. He didn’t do it as good as Iron Woman, but he was gooood.  After he finished, and he was insisting on ironing all Iron Woman’s clothing, he thanked Iron Woman on this important lesson. He admitted that she was better than him. She felt sorry once more for him, so she decided to give her iron to him as a gift so he can practice at home. He thanked her and left.

A few days later, one photographer managed to take this photo of Iron Man. Apparently, Iron Man like the iron so much that he decided to make it his official weapon in peace making missions. Along with that, he even changed his name to “Ironing Man”


Now, I don’t know about you, but I prefer more Iron Woman. Especially at home. And as we all saw here, she is even better than Iron Man. For everything else, we all know better. ;)

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